The 4 cards on the table read king of hearts, ace of spades, 4 of diamonds and 8 of spades. Watching from the safety of the rim of her tophat, the chip thought; "Ridiculous." Why on earth would she not fold, even if she only had a 6 of hearts, and a 3 of spades..? In her mind however, in her alcohol drenched conscious she reasoned that she could win, or something fantastic would eventuate, if she just stayed in the game..

Yes, poker was fun.. I think I understood, but it was fun nevertheless.

Compliment sandwich.. Something good, something good..

I'm celebrating as this msn space has let me put various photos up, and edit my lists etc.

Where you need to improve..
I can't name the photo albums or caption them..

Something good, something good..
But hey, atleast they're there..

In other news and a giant update, I saw Arctic Monkeys, The Grates, Don Lennon (met him too), Darren Hanlon, Youthgroup, Bob Evans and Eskimo Joe in the last month.. I've been working my ethnic booty off, and partying also. I've been saving for a car and also enjoying Pulse. My new favourite drink.

 

Also, for the first time in ages, I'm sick. This might be because I haven't had a day off since before I can remember, but I refuse to stop doing things. I mean, I work 5 out of 7 days, and on the two other days, I want to see my various lovers. Hence I get sick, tired, irritable and run down, but hey, atleast I'm having fun.

 

Also got a new phone, and have been raping the new Mars Volta album on it. Very very sexy.

I wish I could have gone to Dunsborough, and am very sad that I had to work.. Speaking of, work has become progressively lame, I don't really like the lameness of it, the abuse I receive etc.. Also looking for something that pays better.. There's a few job things going round.. Saw an ad for a poledancer, reckon I could go pretty far.. Keen anyone?

Stef is my new awesome person. You know when you go to a party or somewhere and you meet someone and you're all like, goshdarnit, this person is the shiznit! Well that's Stef. And she told me she wants to have my babies. Black babies with blonde hair. So we're getting married.

Pay day is tomorrow. That makes me very happy. You should all also go to The Grates website and play their game. It is fantastic.

Well, I am off to straighten my hair and then think of possible costumes for Sari's party. (Ideas anyone??) And then go to work. Unitl 8pm.

 

I'll leave you with this juicy bit of information:

 

My snot is of the yellow variety (Kelly you're a med student - WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!!?)

 

 

 

So.. In light of pretty things and unobvious feelings, for the sake of principals and the sweet delight of being awkward, for the utter euphoria of captioned memories that stipulate hours of inebriation, here I am.

In other words, I have photos from Clales. But - not here. Because this impotent excuse for a space has stopped letting me put photos up. Again. So go here:

 

 

and rejoice. Bask in your own beauty and the glow from your liquid inspiration.

 

Lots of awesome feelings

 

BlackNat

 

ps: probably will edit this soon.

I'm utterly exhausted, crunk, tired, hungry, bloated, cold, in mourning and wonderful all at the same time.

 

I can't believe a week in Mandurah went by so fast.. This could have been due to the copious amounts of drinking, and the merging of each night into a drunken dejavu episode of the night before, but I think it was more the fact that time flies when you're having the sexiest 5 days ever.

 

I took about 700 photos, but heavily edited them down to about 300 so they'd fit on here. I may put some sort of slideshow up eventually of it, but we'll see. I'd like to thank everyone's favourite Steve for making it all possible, and letting me sleep in his parent's bed. I heart everyone of you kids from 2nd Leavers, plus the ninja from 'I am Ninja' and the kids from 'Chasers War on Everything'. I have been thoroughly enlightened.

 

For those many unfortunate kids who were not cool enough to come to 2nd Leavers, let me tell you a little of what went down: Kelly & Kath drove me down on Sunday night, where about in total 20 of us would on and off stay at Steve's Mandurah holiday house until the following Friday. We had a boat, a jetty, a trampoline, a giant TV, and lots and lots of goon. We got drunk every night, ate no take-away (I'm still amazed), and watched Scrubs, Simpsons, Chaser's War, Family Guy, I am Ninja etc respectively. We played Nightmare, Twister (I missed out unfortunately) and also danced to music from several different peoples' Ipods. We made cookies, I brang cake (and was sung to) and I also found a new talent that I call 'fake-smoking'. Ask anyone, it looks way cool. Anyways, the last of us went home on Friday, then went and saw Superman (which was lame) then went to Oreols, and after staying at Kelly's that night, I finally transperthed my exhausted body back home.

 

and then!!# #nkjsd   I went to Sarah's 18th that night. Good times.. Photos up soon.

 

Then Sunday, lunch with Quinns kids Lucy and Rob, with the addition of Jacob, a cocktail, and then a good night's rest, knowing full well I had work today.

Doreen: "Nat, what would it take for you to stay with us?"
Me: "What? Oh, well, I.."
Doreen: "Because Luke's quit, Tracy Greenwood's quit.."
Me: "What?! Serious!"

 

Seems like everyone's leaving Target Joondalup.. Pretty tragic stuff really.. The only reason I'm leaving is because Stellar are paying me better.. But we'll see how it goes. I may come crawling back to ColesMyer yet..

 

Anika's 18th on the 24th was fecking awesome. She looked mighty fine, as did Alana, and as did the rest of you crazy kids from what I remember... I can't believe I passed out at 10.30.. What a poor effort. Ooh and I threw up three times! The last time I dont actually remember, but apparently I did. What scared me was that when I woke up the next morning, I was wearing a different top, and the top button of my jeans was undone.. Anika later explained that her and Alana had changed me and undone my pants to make me more comfortable... YEAH RIGHT! FECKING LESBIANS!!!!

 

But a fecking good night from what I recall anyway.

 

Um.. Mum purchased a new car. Our shower no longer drips. The Eskimo Jo album gets better and better. Target has got a cool new clothes range. Someone threw Rob's thong over Sarah's fence. Sari is the coolest drunk I know. I bet that person that left the 'HI PRETTY GIRL,I WILL MARRY YOU' comment on me last blog is Zoe.

 

Much love and pauses for additions to the blog,

 

everyone's favourite ethnic (who now by the way has come of age)

 

BlackNat

Hey Jahovah what a weekend.. I'm finally at home.. Saturday work from 10 - 2, then my neice's 19th family BBQ (my 19 year old neice.. Think about it..) then to Tris' for Clale's party, then stayed the night there then Black Books n garlic prawns n then home for an hour then back on the train with Alana to Zoe's for Eurovision celebrations (more drinking). After staying the night n trekking to work way too early this morning I finally dragged my sorry self home. Now fed and watered I sit at my computer. Ah the life of a socialite computer geek.. Marry me anyone?

 

Speaking of, I've decided to formally construct my marriage list. I've decided there's too many people I want to marry, so instead I'm going to have a harem. That's right; a harem... Of bitches.

Mike Patton
Ross Noble
Mr Goonie

Zoe Young

Jesus Christ
Manny from Black Books

Neil from The Young Ones

Everyone at Clales. Everyone.

Yeah man.. I figured it all out too.. Like, they'd fight people for me, and take me places and write me songs and if they were Ross Noble then they'd entertain me for life. Effing crap his show was hilarious on Wednesday night.. Why have I never gone to see live comedy before? Tris, Aids n Aids' dad and brother and I went n saw him at His Majesty's Theatre and it was THE sex.. Hence his appearance on my harem list.. Ooh and I'd dress them all the same.. My bitches I mean. Like in Kill Bill, Lucy Lui's character has her like groupies in their school uniforms n masks.. Yeah man.. My bitchin harem of bitches that wear funked up private school uniforms and black masks and are educated in the ways of street fighting and break dancing.

I'm actually drooling..

Any-hoo, I've had two proper driving lessons and am now skilled in the art of accelerating, indicating and reverse parrallel parking. Woot for me.

What was I talking about before? Oh yeah. The weekend. Work was joy, Tanya's BBQ was groovy, and Clale's was goon-filled bliss. I met a stack more people, and made out with more people.. Weee.. Did some MUI, as you do.. It truly does amaze me though.. How can so many awesome attractive people be together in one group? You kids are my favourites, hence your place in my harem. I heart Jono's slapping game and Shell's hilarity. I heart Tris' straight hair and Kath's lack of. I heart Aids coz he fought like a girl.. *shrugs shoulders* What? He did! Ooh and excitement for second Leavers. Yes Em, I am coming. Bulk coming. Excitement also for Becky's upcoming long weekend celebrations :D

So anyway, after staying the night at Clale's and saying goodbye to all the cool kids the next morning, Tris & I went back to his for rest & TV & lunch. Then I hopped onto the train system to go home momentarily, and to meet up with Alana. We went to mine, pottered round for a while, Anika dropped off my goon and then we were on our way again - all the way to Zoe's for even more goon-filled good times, (my poor liver) plus pizza (my poor stomach) while watching the Eurovision spectacular (my poor eyes/ears).. GO FINLAND!!!

The week before.. Hmm.. Nothing but work.. Another hot lunch with that up n coming vocalist/bass player guy.. Happy 18th for Friday Tony!

Crap I'm exhausted though.. Where's my harem when I need them..? *fans self with large palm leaves*

If you think you are deserving enough to be part of my harem and you are not on the above list then forgive me, and feel free to present your case to my harem court of love, and myself and my bitches will decide if you can join.. If we decide you're not, then sorry, but a death by sexy is awaiting you. Ziiinggg...

I miss the heat of Summer. Parties at minus 5 degrees aren't that enjoyable.. Wait, that's a lie.. They're only not enjoyable if Mr Goonie isn't keeping you warm... I heart Mr Goonie. And I heart Kath for letting me have her Moselle. Not as hot as Fruity Lexia, but decent enough.

Erm what else.... Feck.. Dno. Looking forward to Sheridan's this weekend.. Lots of attractive, drunk things in nice dresses & shirts sipping pre-mixed drinks and then there will be me. Yes, attractive, and in a nice dress.. But you will not see me with any overpriced pre-mixed drinks.. Oh no.. You will see this awesome ethnic with her pretty goon.. Ah yes.. Gooooon..

I'll probably add to this more.. OR add more to this.. even.. But at the moment I am extremely content:
I have a day off tomorrow
I'm turning 18 in 29 days
I'm warm
my hair is greasy
and I'm looking at Kath's photos from Clales.

Kath I heart your photo taking skills. *rubs Kaths shaved head*

Ah well.. Let's go harem.

*clicks fingers*

 

Peace out kiddies

Lyrics that remind me of you:

You're ugly as sin and you'll never get laid for free.
Who are you to wave your finger? You must have been out of your head.
You idiot kid, you don't have a clue.. Leave me alone, you outta be proud that I'm getting good marksssssss...

You really think you're in control? Well, I think you're crazy.

Another working week. Another bitch from the kid who pretty much lives at work.. Oh god.. Bitch bitch bitch.. Whine whine whine.. Spose that's it for now.

So yeah.. On last week Wednesday, over my 5 hour shift, I gradually got sicker and sicker. First, the runny nose, then by my teabreak I had a sore throat.. When I came back from tea I had a throbbing headache and my limbs were stiff and achey. I left work feeling incredibly unattractive, and woke up the next morning figuring that Satan had unleashed his power of 'tonsilitis' or something else as pus filled on me, and I was bedridden for a few hours. The bastard had taken all my energy and my ability to walk or stand. Hottt.. Anyway, like the great little employee I am, I went to work that afternoon, complained loudly for the whole piddly 4hours, threw up, and went home. Doctor said later that night that Satan had actually unleashed his power of 'viral infection' upon my very being, and that I should probably have Friday off at least.

Well that's all very well and good for the dear doctor, he gets a great little paycheck every week. I may have worked 5 days that week but I only worked about 20 hours. Lame lame lame.

Plus, my plans were totally retarded by my affliction, no Daniel's 18th, no Simon's 18th..

 

 

But hey - still went to work on Saturday. Fecking hell, am I good to them or what.. Spose this whole illness has told me something, I need to take it easy.. Friday was the first day I'd actually spent at home doing nothing. I've been working, partying and seeing people for like 2 - 3 weeks straight and I spose it all just caught up with me.. But seriously, me? Slow down? Sacrifice making money, partying and having a social life for the sake of my mental and physical health? Pfft that. Give me viral infections and a weak immune system any day.

 

 

Worked Monday, then Alana and I decided to explore Leederville for the first time on Tuesday. Was quite enjoyable.. We did lunch, then walked around the city until we got tired n went home. Certain negotiations that night with the parental unit.. A lengthy discussion left this self esteem bruised and feelings hurt, so this little ethnic retreated to Lucy's house where beer was drunk and an Oasis special was watched. A brief discussion when I returned home, before MUI and bed.

 

Mum: How's Lucy Nat?
Me: Yeah... She's  fine... *long exaggerated sigh*

 

Work wednesday, work Thursday - A DRIVING LESSON!!!! OMG!!!! then dinner with Fani and a sleepover (tee hee) at her's that night. Friday work, then yesterday, Saturday, Tris' best Saturday ever!! Tris came over after work and was enlightened with the likes of Napoleon Dynamite at my ghetto estate. Then Kill Bill 2, popcorn, solo, cake, Elbow, Mike Patton, chicken curry.. After dinner, we dropped Tris off at the traino, before Mum took me past the bottleo n then onto Anika's where we (after locking the keys in the car.. ALANA) we got pizza, rented out and watched Ace Ventura, drank goon, watched Little Britain, then went to bed. Zoe the SKANK called both Alana and I and let us listen to the Ben Harper gig she was at.. The slut. She didn't even speak to us.. Just called us, we answered, and all we could hear was 'diamonds on the inside' and such.. Slut.... Anyway, Alana and I left this morning quite tired and seedy to give our mother's love on this, their special day.

 

I sent Zoe an interesting message the other day. It was ultra amusing in itself, but seeing as Zoe didnt have her phone on silent when she got the message and had to read it out to her whole lecture, it was even more hilarious:

 

Wee and now I'm here! On my computer summarizing the week that was. Thanks and love go to Anika and my now strengthened immune system for making it all possible. Oh yeah, and thanks to you too Mum.

An as yet unnamed party with dear Tris (it's funny coz that sounds like Beatrice..) this Saturday after my neice's 19th BBQ and work.. Weee and Sheridan's 18th weekend after that is sure to not disappoint either. But then again, expect and assume nothing - just accept everything. For the first two will only lead to disappointment.

 

Just a bit of philosophy from the one who has more melonin than you, and is therefore superior.

 

I heart you & your mothers. Everything is right in the world. Negotiations will not continue now that I have the knowledge that in this instance, I must accept that some things will never change. Some people will never change the way they see my ethnic face, but hey. In my own mind, I know I'm not a slovenly woman, so it's all ok.

 

I want to eat you soul.

 

love love love

 

There are a few things I'd love to get off my chest.

 

First: I want Zoe so much more after sleeping with her

Second: Msn sucks balls for having a monthly upload limit, and not letting me put the rest of the photos from Fairbridge and all of the photos from Sari's on Monday night up.. Godd.....

Third: I'll come back to that later.

 

Feck, it's been ages.. Emily's last weekend on Saturday was super pretty, Megzy and I pretty much spent the night together, dancing, drinking and being cracked on to several attractive people.... I lie.. megzy got cracked onto, I just complained loudly. Saw a quite a few LJBC people, Alex and Ben - the punch spikers, Wade and Lloyd - wtf! Rhys and Harry - kids I hadn't seen since like, Adelle's 16th in 2004.. Pretty decent time. My favourite part was being filmed/photographed by various people while dancing with Megzy..

Next night, I trekked to Daglish, met with Tris and Aids, trekked to Freo, trekked to Rockingham.. Got to Becky's and had pretty much the most attractive night with 5 people everr. Was actually awesome. Mr Goonie came out to say hello, and we (Tris, Aids, Becky, Kath and I) welcomed him with open arms. Played a bit of Arsehole, watched BlackBooks, The Young Ones and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.. Got very happy, as you can tell from the photos..

Worked bulk that week - joy oh joy.. Then last weekend - FAIRBRIDGE!!!! Coolest festival.. Well maybe not, but it was truly awesome. We had communal portaloos, roofless tin sheds for showers, and horse shit covered paddocks for tenting grounds. But we got to meet Ani's lover, I got to sleep with Zoe, and we got to hang out with rockstars. Dave Mann Collective = the sex. Plus getting drunk on goon on the Saturday night and MUI times a billion was awesome too.

 

Monday night Sari had a little gathering -

We rocked out to Rage Against the Machine and Tool.. Was incredibly pretty. Drank lots of goon and made out with people, stayed the night and had an awesome breakfast before going home and getting drenched between the bus stop and my house. I HATE RAIN.

Into Subi that day, Lunch with a young up-and-coming vocalist.. Slept on couches in a hot cafe.. Walked in the rain.. I HATE RAIN. Meant to go out to dinner with my beautiful girls but effort-factor way out-weighed can-be-bothered-factor due to my chronic drinking and 5 horrid hours of 'sleep' the night before.. So I gracefully declined..

 

Now, a day off.. Can you believe it? I was abused at work the other day. Looked up to see this old lady pointing at me and screaming: "SHE TOOK MY BANK-CARD!!!" after SHE LEFT IT on the counter...
Me: 'Sorry about that love.'
Her: 'So you bloody well should be!!! It's a bloody public holiday tomorrow!!!!!!'

I hate people. Hate them in the pants.

 

Today, Hillary's with my one of my lovers, Lucy.. Lunch? make out? Who knows. Can only hope.. Tomorrow work, then Joe's 18th.. Saturday work, then Nikki's 18th.. Sunday - fecking rest.... Then work again Monday. Woot.

I may add to this later, if I feel..

 

Edit: Go to www.intox.com.au

 

I want to have their babies/be employed by them.

 

Love and such

Listen to 'Monsters' by Matchbook Romance.

Ah punters, another crunk weekend over.. Photos are up, and my bulk apologies to Craig for not taking any photos at his on Friday night.

As forementioned, Craig had his 18th shindig on Friday night, and after much drama deliberating how to get there, Bryce was good enough to give me a lift, and after spilling vodka in my bag, we got there and Jacob, Chris & I started mixing various shots with lime, vodka, kahlua & other spirits. Highlights including listening to D-To-Tha-Frizzle, Daniel and friends having cartwheel competitions, seeing Laura & Stevie (coolest girlfriends), oh & meeting Sarah, Minh's girlfriend. Also, the spa was cool for those that took their bathers along.

 

Also listen to Streetcar by Funeral For A Friend.

I like music.

Then after a long family dinner, on Saturday night, I arrived @ Chloe's 18th at about 10 - 10.30. As there was only 2 hours til a bus took the party people to Northbridge, I quickly got out my camera and consumed as much alcohol as I could before the night was over. A new record in photos was acheived, 139 GOOD quality photos (thanks Jacob) in two hours. Most ever. An awesome night with more antics from Daniel, seeing my beautiful girls, dancing to Footloose, and drinking Pink champagne.  Steven punched me in the head, Scott picked me up and carried me over his shoulder, Amy rode Daniel, Dikkie took photos up Chloe's skirt, Ben drove me home. (Thanks Sweeta!) Two of the blurriest, drunkest awesomest hours ever. 

 

Yeah, inspired by Tim to download Hold Me Down by Motion City Soundtrack. Pretty attractive stuff.

I've worked for 6 days a week for two weeks straight, and I'm rolling in my 17 year old casual pay rate salary.

I'm going to a 'stereotypes' themed 18th party this weeked, I have a few vague ideas of what I'm gonna go as..

a) a blonde (I have a wig)
b) token ethnic (shouldn't be too hard)
c) homie (see above)

Also, I applied to volunteer @ Groove 101.7FM and they've emailed me back saying they want me in the pants, so I'm going there @ 3pm on Saturday for like an interview thing.. with stacks of other people too I think.. Should be interesting.

Sunday day was awesome - While Ani, Lana & I were sunbaking @ Quinns Beach, Anika got photographed topless by some guy with a camera. However I have photos of him, and further action may be taken.. Maybe not.

Jacob & I shopped and ate yesterday, and it was awesome. King St Cafe is the shizzle.

A slump in the stalker charts this month, however my African-American admirer John offered to take me out sailing, and then asked me if I would like to go with him to Mandurah. I mean, I didn't mind if we just went to the city for lunch & a movie, but apparently John likes 'open spaces.' He said he'd call me on Wednesday.

More photos after this weekend.. Hoorah :D

Be enlightened: listen to Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt  & Cash Cow by We Are Scientists

Much love punters!

 

I just received a message from Target Stalker James:

"Hai its James how are you? How is wk... I'm good just busy with uni. Good luck with everythin"

Did I just say there had been a slump in the stalker charts?

 

 

So many wonderful things have happened since last blog, for one, I have a new stalker.

Well, I have a new stalker, a possible admirer/stalker, and a new best friend.

Stalker #2 guy
Like my Transperth stalker (“Hello, my name is James..”) He is also black. He’s doing his last year of accounting at ECU and has a friend that comes from Jordan that apparently looks like me. Even though I wear a name badge saying ‘Natalie’, he still calls me ‘Natalia’. He came through my register again the other day, and as there were no customers around he chatted to me for a while, and then asked me for my number. Now, if you have ever been at a party or whatever, and have asked me for my number, you will know that it’s impossible for me to say no. I don’t know, it’s like, I realise that they’ve plucked up all this courage to ask, and I don’t want to hurt them… So then yea.. Now he has my number.
”I’ll give you a call sometime and then you’ll know my number” He says as he walks away. He calls me the next night, and says “Hello, this is James, we met in Target.. What are you doing this weekend?” To which I lied and said; “Seeing my boyfriend.” To which he said, “Oh.. Did you say… Boyfriend..?”

So anyway, just like Transperth stalker James, TARGET stalker has the same name, is also mid 20’s, and is black.

Admirer more than a stalker guy
This guy’s also black, but he’s American! Yay! He first came in looking for a wallet, and asked me where he could find them. The second time he comes through my register, just as I’m about to hand him his receipt, he says to me; “So uh, is Natalie your real name or your work name..?” On Tuesday he came in and asked me for my number, mentioned that the Dean was having a Brazilian night on Thursday, and said he’d love to see me some time outside of Target. I still don’t know his name..

New best friend guy
DIBBS! Well I think that’s his name. He’s 25, half Indian, and doing his masters degree in I can’t remember what at ECU. He also got in trouble for talking to me at my register for no reason. Dibbs told his Mum that he thought I was Brazilian. He also questioned wether Jacob was my boyfriend or brother. Dibbs shakes my hand every time he sees me, and happens to be completely hilarious. He’s a total champ.

Ooh and on Thursday I had the pleasure of meeting none other than Tom! My ‘space’ friend from Phillip Island. Trippy-ness with the whole msn stranger meeting thing, but it was all good coz Tom turned out to be a total champ.

 

What else.. Been working.. Been getting paid.. Been spending money..

Cumdog left for South Africa on the 1^st of March :(

Oh yeah – been partying:

Friday night: Jacob’s 18^th

Well, the music selection was very good, even if Elliot and Jacob had many fights over control of the cd player. Highlights of the night include Jacob wearing a male g-string, and D-To-Tha-Frizzle freestyling on the swinging chair of love. Plus my girls all looked super attractive. Can’t remember much, which is always good, but check out the photos, Jacob took heaps of em, and they’re all pretty attractive.

 

 

Saturday night: Jack’s 18th

 

Due to my shit-hot cds, (1 negro beats and 1 dance music cd) the night’s mood was complimented by the fast music, loud base and sexual connotations. The party was quite large, and they had a giant pot of punch, that Alex & his friend spiked with a bottle of Tequila. It was awesome seeing Jesse, Renee and Adam, seeing as I hadn’t seen any of those cool QRPS/QBC cats for a while. Plus I totally met Chris Saul, who is a bit of a champ I have to say. I also had heaps of fun being raped by Bryce, Cameron and Chris at one point in a corner of a hallway.

 

Sunday night: Peter’s shindig

 

Sunday night was a small shindig at Peter’s, which truly was what I felt I needed. A chance to just sit around and have lazy drinks and laughs after two nights of rockin out pretty hard. Daniel, as usual was our core source of entertainment, with his licking of bugs, head bashing on table, and general antics. Several rounds of Row, Row, Row Your Boat were also performed.

 

All in all a pretty attractive week and long weekend..

 

Can’t wait for the next one

 

Much love and please, no comment slander like last blog,

 

(Black)Nat

Crappin heck. I just burnt my tongue. Damn hot coffee..

 

So anyway, last night - the 'Double-Booking' phenomena.

It has always happened, but this year, it threatens to happen much more frequently. With our age group opting to have 18th parties every weekend, the chance of two parties on the same night threatens to occur.

 

Now, this presents a dilemma. Which party to go to? Naturally, you toss up the pros and cons of each party. How big the party will be, who will be there, how good friends you are with that person, how close the party is to home etc etc.

You can however decide to go to both, BUT you may have to drive there, hindering your drinking plans, or else drive dangerously with 7 people in a 5 seater 2door car. (for example)

Last night, was both Daniel Fowler's & Scott Wesley's 18ths. Lucy and I opted to go to Daniels. This was because we dig Daniel and co, Daniel's was closer to home, and Lucy wasn't invited to Scott as she doesn't know him. Anyway, later on in the night, the girls arrived and wanted to check out Scotts. So, Lucy and I, along with Kirsty, Daisy, Courtney, Amy and Chloe got in the car. I had plans to return to the party, as I was sick and didn't want to be rocking out too hard. But here, another facet of the 'Double-Booking' phenomena was discovered. Scott's party was rocking, the girls didnt want to go back to Daniels, and we wanted Daniel and co to come to Scotts. However naturally, feelings had been hurt by the sudden vanishing of 7 females from Daniel's, the guys were noteably pissed off, and were staying at Daniels. I felt like shit because of that, and also coz I was sick, so I left Scott's at about 10.30.

So that sucked. I mean it was awesome seeing everyone again, mainly the girls. I enjoyed being raped by Kirsty, Chloe and Amy respectively. And HOLY CRAP Ben E.W from primary school - what a total trip out!!! And Tyrell, and Mike!! Lol Mike you're a champ. Man how random was that... Yeah, nah it was good, just wish my feelings of shitness hadn't ruined the night.

Also, I didn't have my camera. Because it's gonna cost me $300 to fix. So I'm just gonna buy a new one.. Soon..?

Sigh. I am off to grovel at Daniel and Peter's feet. Grovel and probably snot a bit, as I think I have reached the peak of my illness.. AWESOME!

Can't wait for the next double booking: Jacob & Jacks/Brads on the 4th.. Woooooo..

Much love punters.

PS. All you people are vampires.